Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off
As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team
Talk your shit
EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game
Y’ALL MF’ERS DON’T WATCH US PLAY
TO BE FAIR, YOU ALL DON’T WATCH YOU PLAY EITHER
WHY WOULD WE
Y’all mfers got more time zones in your state than NBA titles
You could say this about finals appearances too
Jordan Nwora managed to get into your rotation
THAT’S JORDAN “FRANCHISE RECORD FOR POINTS IN A QUARTER” NWORA TO YOU!!
NEVER WILL
REMEMBER WHEN PAUL GEORGE CHOSE TO LITERALLY PLAY IN OKLAHOMA INSTEAD OF FOR YOU?
That’s too real
I ACTUALLY DID LAST SEASON. MOSTLY FOR NESMITH AND THEIS (WHO DIDN’T EVEN PLAY) BUT I’M A HUGE HALIBURTON FAN TOO!
You kidding me? I watch you play because that’s when Celtics tickets are the cheapest
WE NEVER WANTED TO!!
OF COURSE WE DO! SABONIS HAS BEEN GREAT THIS YEAR!!
How are we supposed to when we’ve never heard of your team?
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO. I DONT THINK YOUR PLAYERS EVEN WATCH FILM YOUR TEAM IS BORING AS SHIT
#JUMP PASSES ARE GOOD NOW
OF COURSE WE DO! SABONIS HAS BEEN GREAT THIS YEAR!!