Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off
As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team
Talk your shit
EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game
Y’all bess hope y’all not the teams we play for Zion’s 12 games this Season!
you count us out your team is dead
IF ONLY WE COULD HAVE TRADED EVAN MOBLEY, DONOVAN MITCHELL, JARRETT ALLEN, DARIUS GARLAND, AND PICKS FOR TOBIAS HARRIS
OP YOUR TEAM DOESN’T EXIST SUCK IT
CAM WHITMORE IS GOOD AND I HOPE HE SUCCEEDS IN THE LEAGUE.
WAIT…
HOUSTON FANS REALLY THOUGHT SENGUN WOULD MATCH WEMBY
WE DON’T SUCK AND WE’RE NOT GREAT. WE’RE JUST UNIVERSALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHICH IS EVEN WORSE
HOW ABOUT A SHINY, DRY AGED LOWRY AND A PICK FOR LAVINE OR DEROZAN AT THE DEADLINE, SURELY SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE THAT OFFER RIGHT
I think DeRozan would crush it on the heat to be honest. Might be just what they need.
WE APPRECIATE YOU! AND WANT VUC TO WIN!
Pre hali Pacers vibes
MID
Celtics adding Porzingis will give them so much extra space for Brown to lose the ball and Tatum to not use and jack up 20 contested threes.
Heat fans, I know you’re upset about missing out on Dame. But at least you’ll get the experience of paying Bam supermax instead!
Thats ok, we can do this all over again in 6 years with Scoot
Herro does have a younger brother…
PUT ME ON YOUR TIKI TOK
If you weren’t better than the Raptors last season, you won’t be better than them this season.
Orlando Magic inbound
Magic and Pacers lol
Bro you’re gonna be eating your words when they get Giannis and SGA and Lebron and Jokic and Luka and Wemby in free agency in 2028
LOL AT DALLAS MOVING AHEAD OF ANYONE.
No. We exist to make the rest of the NBA miserable.
No easy wins this year.
MASAI WOULD RATHER KEEP A HEAPING PILE OF MANURE IN HIS HOUSE THAN TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN A STAR PLAYER + 2 FIRST ROUNDERS
FUCK THE SUNS FUCK THE LAKERS FUCK THE WARRIORS FUCK THE JAZZ FUCK GREYSON ALLEN FUCK HEAT CULTURE
congratulations on the most notable nba-related thing that’s happened in colorado not being kobe in 2003 anymore
Hey thanks!
I’d much rather be known for… Karl Malone and John Stockton?
least we’re not known for shitting on bill russell’s bed
FUCK THE NUGGETS AND YOUR SOFT ASS FANS. BACK TO MEDIOCRITY YOU BUMS
FUCK DA MAYWEATHERS
AT LEAST WE’RE NOT THE HORNETS
I really wish this thread was just this comment 29 different times.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
At least we have a healthy ball brother
YOU GUYS CUT LIANGELO LAST YEAR THOUGH
At least the Hornets have a future
NAH MAN THIS IS CRAZY LMAOOOOO
At least the bulls players arent nutcases
Not surprised to see a Hornets fan murdering someone in broad daylight
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NOT FOR LONG IF HE KEEPS DRIVING LIKE HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM A MURDER SCENE WITH A GUN IN HIS CAR. OH WAIT WRONG HORNET.
DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF, KD STILL DOES NOT REGRET NOT GOING TO THE KNICKS.
NO MY TEAM SUCKS, TAKE YOUR GOOD TEAM AWAY FROM MY TRASH
PIZZA PIZZA
KUMINGA CLEARS YOUR BEST YOUNG PLAYER CHRIS PAUAL IS THE GOAT OFF THE BENCH
The Rockets are paying FVV a max just to be the 13th seed
Rockets fans legitimately think they are going to be good in this west and it is insane to me
On the plus side, when Ime fucks another execs wife, he won’t have the Ws to protect him.
It’s crazy. A decent amount of Rockets fans seem to think that the team will make the play-in or even the playoffs. I get being optimistic for the season, but you’re taking a team that was a bottom 3 offense and defense last year and adding two of the most inefficient volume shooters in the league. That’s not a recipe for success
First make the playoffs then you can talk 😭
look at yourself
I’m just checking for credentials 🕵️
Do people share the same energy for San Antonio or do people actually think we didn’t tank on purpose? We had Nix as a backup ffs
Nix actually looked OK in his preseason games for the Wolves. They signed him to a 2-way, maybe he won’t be bad in a few years.
I mean, yeah, I don’t think the Spurs will make the play-in either, but at least they added a generational talent. Intentionally tanking or not, you’re not gonna double your wins by adding FVV and Brooks, which is what you’d need to do to make the play-in
I WILL NOT LET ANYONE SHAKE MY DELUSIONAL BELIEF IN THE ROCKETS SEASON. JABARI FOR MVP. SENGUN IS MY SOUL MATE. I LOVE DILLON BROOKS. POUR ME ANOTHER CUP OF THAT DELICIOUS KOOL AID.
Rockets are a real life fantasy team that’s punting FG%
The first 25-30 games will be rough and there will be growing pains, but who knows maybe we won’t be bottom 3 in the standings this year
I think you might be better than bottom 3 if some team/s get injuries to their key players and decide to bottom out.
Narrator: “They would be”
Ime is supposed to save us. May this season be a blessing. Amen. 🙏
jalen green, jabari smith jr, amen thompson, . legit talent on this team. young as hell tho
I think we could potentially get a play in spot, but whether or not we win that is another story. Also if we were to win, we’d immediately get bounced in the first round.
YOUR OWNER IS GOING TO MOVE THE TEAM AGAIN BECAUSE DOESN’T WANT TO USE ABYNOF HIS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON A STADIUM.
It’ll be a fun 3 years either way
YOU’RE PAYING DILLION BROOKS 80 MILLION TO FURROW HIS BROW
I still dont understand this pick. Like they have eason and jabari smith who can easily slide to sf and they got dillon. I mean they are not going anywhere in the nex two years but cmon why dillon brooks as a veteran?