THERE IS NOT ONE GUARD IN THE LEAGUE YOU WOULD TAKE OVER WARDELL STEPHEN CURRY II

BUCKS - GREAT JOB GETTING A RAPPER WHO CANT PLAY DEFENSE, IM SURE HE’LL DO A LOT FOR YOU IN THE PLAYOFFS HE HAS NEVER WON

HEAT - YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS COULDNT EVEN TRADE HERRO FOR A DECENT GUARD AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PRETEND HE’S AS GOOD AS AUSTIN REAVES

BOSTON - JRUE IS NOWHERE NEAR WHERE MARCUS SMART WAS DEFENSIVELY LAST YEAR AND GETTING A GUY WHO WAS GOOD FOR PART OF HIS ROOKIE SEASON DOESNT MAKE UP FOR THAT

MAVS - KYRIE WILL HAVE MORE RETRACTED STATEMENTS ON GLOBAL AFFAIRS THAN HE WILL DEFENSIVE STATS THIS YEAR, OH AND GOOD LUCK WHEN HE DECIDES YOUR BUM-ASS TEAM DOESNT DESERVE HIM AND DEMANDS A TRADE LIKE HE DOES EVERY OTHER SEASON

LAKERS - AUSTIN REAVES IS SO OVERHYPED NOT ONE TEAM EVEN BOTHERED OFFERING HIM A CONTRACT & NOW LEBRON IS PUBLICLY STATING HE WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH HIGH SCHOOLERS

SUNS - DEVIN BOOKER IS WHAT KLAY WOULD BE IF HE DATED A KARDASHIAN, NO WONDER YOUR TEAM TRADED FOR A 34 YEAR OLD COMING OFF A TORN ACHILLES AND A DUDE WHO HASNT SNIFFED THE SECOND ROUND THIS DECADE TO COVER FOR HIM

EVERYONE ELSE - GET FUCKED IM DONE TAKING THIS SHIT AND YOUR BUM ASS TEAM’S BEST GUARD COULDNT EVEN MAKE THE CUT

REMEMBER WHEN PAUL GEORGE CHOSE TO LITERALLY PLAY IN OKLAHOMA INSTEAD OF FOR YOU?