You have to understand Merz has a natural desire to be a laughing stock. With Donny throwing a tantrum over the midterms, he has to reestablish himself as the most unqualified western head of state.
Talking about how to stop climate change? Better take vacation!
A chance to talk to other autocrats? Sign me up!
Was the restaurant fully booked?
I mean, it’s not wrong to speak to Putin if he comes to G20. But you really shouldn’t expect anything here. Speaking to Putin really won’t stop the war
Considering how often Putin has shown that he doesn’t care about any promises he made, talking with him is just a waste of oxygen.
Well, please don’t tell him we’re going back to licking boots of dictators.
And bonus points for complaining about the breakfast. You (Merz) shouldn’t just mock African nations. Pretty sure the bread in Miami sucks as well?!
Pretty sure the bread in Miami sucks as well?!
As a German myself i can say: If you want good bread, there is only Germany (and perhaps Austria) everywhere else bread just sucks.
There is really good bread in other countries, too, just not in the USA. Instead of their “bread”, you could just as well eat a sponge.
US bread is classified as cake under EU rule, if it even qualifies as food at all.
While it might contain more nutrients, I doubt it contains fewer harmful chemicals than a kitchen sponge.
Yeah, guess the good old “When in Rome, do as the Romans do” applies. There’s plenty of pancakes to be had (for breakfast), omelette, soup, pastry, porridge, vegetables…
Back? We’ve stopped doing that?
pretty sure just to breathe inbetween.
Oh, wow! Der Fritz wants a word! Now Putin is really fucked! /s
PLEASE don’t let him say anything…






