Oh yeah, I hate it when I forget to drizzle over the top of my walnut whirl and my coffee ganache doesn’t have the typical Parisian cafe-style wobble. I feel like such a fool when I serve it to people. Fortunately they are usually kind enough not to say anything.

Lmao OOP so stupid.

-Someone who forgot the banana in his Banana Chocolate Chip Muffin

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

I once, while very tired, accidentally put I think a cup of salt into some cookies. You would think at some point pouring all of that salt into a measuring cup would have set off at leat one alarm bell, but nope!

Wow, the pancake batter looks really thin, adds flour that’s better

Why’s it taste like rubbery bread? Wait why is the sugar still in the cabinet?

Me watching Forged in Fire.

One of these days I’ll actually set up my forge (it’s actually a casting furnace)

i feel personally attacked hahaha

well you first have to invent the universe, duh

I read this in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

I used salt instead of sugar while making saltwater taffy :(