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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Tapioca

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Tapioca

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    By lightbulb do they mean the 5 or 10W leds we have now or the 100W space heaters that existed when that sentence was likely written?

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      According to this source: https://scicentric.org/human-wattage-generation-efficiency apparently at rest our bodies generate about 100W, and during activity it can increase to 200W or even 2000W in extreme cases. That’s the whole body, not just the brain, though IMO the relevant one is how much it takes to run the full meat suit, not just the firmware.

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    My brain is essentially Shinji Ikari.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      Stupid Shinji (not you, the character).

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    Cropped the nonsense

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      23 hours ago

      Omfg dying

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      1 day ago

      No I don’t know if it’s funny or not.

      ChatGPT, is this funny?

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      You dropped this

      • rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You dropped this

        • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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          1 day ago

          You dropped this:

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            1 day ago

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              • rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                19 hours ago

                Y’all are my kind of degens

          • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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            21 hours ago

            fuck you I am not alt texting this

        • jaygray91@piefed.zip
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          1 day ago

          finally, now I can laugh

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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            1 day ago

            Millennials killed the laugh track, and zoomers brought it back with this shit.

            • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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              23 hours ago

              tumblr is still millenials. It’s millenials all the way down

              • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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                22 hours ago

                I preferred turtles.

          • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            22 hours ago

            fr how else would I know this is funny and how I should react to it 💀💀💀

  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    You can’t be pedantic about someone calling the brain “meat” and then call it tapioca pudding.

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      They just did though

    • OpenStars@discuss.online
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      Well actually, it turns out that people can be pedantic about anything!

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    “The adult male human brain typically weighs between 1,300 grams and 1,400 grams (2.87 to 3.08 pounds), making up roughly 2 percent of total body mass. Adult female brains weigh 100 to 150 grams (0.22 to 0.33 pounds) less than adult male brains. Brain weight varies by age, sex, and individual physiology. Men tend to have a slightly larger and heavier brain than women have, although this difference does not correlate with intelligence.”

    https://www.britannica.com/topic/How-Much-Does-a-Human-Brain-Weigh

    • iocase@lemmy.zip
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      Its probably to protect our brains from punching each other in the face so much throughout history.

      Ive heard beards likely exist for a similar reason. Face padding…

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        In mine, it’s to be able to fit a little more headache in it.

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      I think that might be a typo in the women’s brains section. Less than 10% of what men’s brains weigh, but then later on they say men’s brains are “slightly” heavier? Something ain’t adding up. I think they forgot a digit.

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        Nope. Female brains are 10% less than men’s. That number isn’t the total. It’s the difference.

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          OOOOH I missed the “less,” thank you.

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    This does bring into question: if cats have nine lives shouldn’t each life have its own ghost? So hell is filled with how many cats have died times nine.

    And the cats are in hell because they’re having fun torturing the catholic priests who gave out indulgences for money.

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      Cat lives are designed to nest and stack just like your bowls. They really don’t take much space after they are run through a compression algorithm.

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      Nah the soul is tethered to the game over screen after the last life is lost. Same with butterflies (who carry an extra life but use it during metamorphosis)

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      And presumably that was an evolved trait, so there’s cat precursors in hell with 1-8 soul twins

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    The best part of the invention of calculus is Newton developed it to settle an argument about orbits and kept it secret for 20 years going “if you’re so fucking smart how about you solve it then!”

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