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We are meow. You will feed us. Do not resist.
We will knock your distinctiveness off the counter.
We will barf tribbles on your favourite rug
They just pulled the trigger they’re not bluffing
This only happens if the Borg cube is made of cardboard … or if the Borg ended their collective civilization when they inadvertently assimilated a planet full of cats
Raven disagrees with your box material assessment…
Nah, they assimilated a single cat. It just became the dominant personality for the Collective.
“This is Cuteus of Borg.”
Alternative ending: “There’s coffee in that cube!”
