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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Please don't eat the lockets

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Please don't eat the lockets

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Kusarihime1@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You also shouldn’t drink water. Did you know that stuff is in window cleaner?

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      The dihydrogen monoxide lobby wants you drinking 8 glasses worth per day.

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        There isn’t a person alive who can drink water and not die.

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          You can’t be sure of that! But every single person who has died has been found to have consumed water.

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          Jim Ryerson

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      Fish fucked in that shit

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        More like the ocean is a great big communal uterus, both eggs and sperm get thrown in there

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        No they didn’t. I boiled the fish fuck out of it

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