Thank goodness the children weren’t alive to see that
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That’s Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
3·1 month agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•White House officials ‘openly discuss’ firing Kash Patel as FBI chief threatens to sue over report about ‘excessive drinking’
7·1 month agoIt (and you better believe it includes copious cocaine, pills and every kind of non-con/dub-con behaviour) IS a constant issue, with ALL conservatives everywhere, because it is the only way ANY of them can “do their job” or even listen to each other.
But they bought the media so…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Britney Spears goes into rehab after driving under the influence arrestEnglish
512·1 month agoSo your saying it IS California?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You're supposed to say thank you
9·1 month agoEating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Treasury Adviser Admits Agency Didn’t Prepare for Economic Fallout of Trump’s Iran War
9·1 month agoA lot of recycled animation in all those classic (cheap) cartoons.
Fi Spiderman and RocketRobinHood
But the most… embarrassing… of all:
Superfriends, in an episode that shoulda been called “another humiliating day for AquaMan”
Regrettably attempted an “ethnic” superheroes episode.
All the A list are… busy?.. when (gasp) a Pyramid is spotted in a desert. Obviously a job for Aquaman, who takes with him: Eldorado, Zorro, and Apache Chief
Whilst saving Aquaman from (cough) a water!?! trap, A.C. reveals his power: he grows to giant size and strength, by beating his chest and yelling…
With the exact animation (just recoloured and lined over) as
You guessed it, The Grape Ape
I feel that this says something about the creators true views of the Team of Colour
Lots of their “brain” is effectively spread through the tentacles, its like a mythic hydra
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Pope says Trump's threat to destroy Iranian civilization is 'truly unacceptable'English
4·2 months agoThen the US HIRED nazis, for example the
“I aim for the moon, but sometimes I hit London” Crew
Those guys later went on to work for Eti Amin (Congo Space Race!)
And they built Gadahfis bunkers…
So thanks for employing the Nazis USA
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•There’s a radioactive time bomb in the Pacific OceanEnglish
4·2 months agohttps://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200731-how-to-build-a-nuclear-warning-for-10000-years-time
We can’t even truly expect to communicate the dangers of these sites to our future beings.
It will be Alien/Event-Horizon/Shamma-lamma-ding-dong:“calls from inside!”
Having immediately plundered or dwelled, many many years later linguists Rosetta stone it… and probably no one accepts their findings, cause “the curse” has already been explained by “SCIENCE!” Phlogiston flow or whatnot, or political leadership will be like “Since I dont care bout future, why would anyone back then? Clearly an MohenguDarek double bluff! Send more people in, its probably secret of eternal life!”
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might as well bring it full circle
2·2 months agoI went down to the corn-chemical exchange bank, and gave em 2 ears a corn, and they gave me 2 beakers a chemicals!
Love how the religeous claim certainty that THEIR instructions from God, and they all seem to justify their “grandad’s” values as to when to break their own principles.
Ie:
Love thy neighbour but MY NEIGHBOR got a Windmill so I should be allowed to arson!
If a thief takes your cloak, also give him your coat… but no socialism for anyone I dont know, they r all lazy bums
Etc etc
No chance any of this is u know who, or maybe just your ego? Oh no, you know cause a gut feeling and old folks said so
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:
6·2 months agoWill add to your awsome LooneyToons level KungFu movies above:
The Ballad of Ricky Oh.
Shaolin Soccer (I panned this on title originally, its not that, its comedy gold)
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Cat camouflage patternEnglish
10·2 months agoIn WWII, experimental weapons:
Since cats reach their terminal velocity after just aprox 3 stories fall, and are therefore better than likely to survive a drop from any height…
Allied Air Command recruited vets for the war effort, had them surgically plant incendiary bombs on timers in stray cats.
They were then airdropped over German cities, whence they would hide in flammable refuse, as cats are wont to do.
When the synchronized fuses later went off, multiple starting points created a massive firestorm, killing 10s of thousands.
Meow
If you get a choice between regular Heaven, and Pie Heaven, choose Pie Heaven. It might be a trick, but if its not, mmm boy!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Despite all my rage, I'm still just a gator in a cageEnglish
4·2 months agoWait till they start dropping dehydrated dinosaurs, just add water…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all of Iran’s South Pars gasfield if Tehran strikes QatarEnglish
2·2 months agoWhat about Israel or Trump behaviour makes you think they choose actions for the reasons YOU see as rational? Why do you presume their goals are ones you agree with (mutual self interest?)
People that believe “zero sum game” consider situations like: “we” lose half, but we make everyone else lose 3/4 = “we” win, so they would totally do that
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’English
12·2 months agoThe lack of a general strike is telling. Everyone everywhere faces hardship, but other places would have, long ago (like you should have under Regean long ago!)
Your billionaires know most of you are scabs and class traitors, they will not stop now.
Put up or shut up.

Nah, straight to the piss drinking stage, they wouldn’t drink ocean water, fish fucked there.
And yeah, half of them were already all about the aged urine rubs, cause not-a-doctor told them so.