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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

A wank to remember

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A wank to remember

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    Flicking the bean sounds like cleaning your dining room table in the laziest way possible

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    ‘Jorking it’ adds back a fair bit of whimsy but retains the blue collar connotations

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    Cranking glorious revolutionary hog

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    Pulling the pud.

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      It ain’t much, but…

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        It’s a honest jerk.

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      there’s always room for a little pud

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    https://youtube.com/shorts/0j_LuIWIOlY

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      The “30 minutes ago to be precise” line got me.

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    Alright but what about jorkin the peanits? I need answers, tone is important.

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      ‘Jorking it’ adds back a fair bit of whimsy but retains the blue collar connotations

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    But what if you like it where the sun don’t shine?

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