This guy is such a fucking asshole.
Seriously, he has surpassed even Ronnie Raygun at this point as far as being the worst president, at least in recent times. I wasn’t sure it was possible to surpass the shitstain that is Ronnie Raygun, who up until Pedonald, had objectively the most criminal administration in history.
The only thing more pathetic than him are the morons who got suckered into voting for him. I’m sure they are working on their rationalization for this now. They are like the fools who fall for romance scams and can’t admit they were duped.
It’s really wild when some polling seems to indicate they are not satisfied with him, and yet… Poll or interviewer: would you vote for him again, tho?
The mark/idiot: “Yep”
They are so brainwashed that they simply cannot imagine voting for a Democrat, because that would make them gay or woke or whatever. The branding and the propaganda works on these people pretty much for life. This go-round they seem to think that voting was all about trans (“men in women’s sports”) or something.
It basically boils down to teams. Do you abandon your baseball team because they suck? Nope, you cling to them like grim death. Trump is an incompetent senile psycho? Sure, but he’s “my team”. You’d have to abandon your identity to switch teams.
When I talk to people I suspect are Trumpers (they never come right out to me) they go on about things like illegal immigrants. I just nod and think “How do they hurt you? You love having cheap labor working on your house. You’d never want one of the jobs they have.” Things that really effect them, like the economy or the massive class divide, don’t register with them.
When I talk to people I suspect are Trumpers (they never come right out to me)
The term for these people that I just love is “reactionary centrists”. Some of them will even claim to be “independents”, LOL, but the very minute you do even the bare minimum of asking a few questions, you usually find someone that has an entire array of Faux News style talking points just aching to come out…
It describes them perfectly and simultaneously lampoons the bullshit narrative of a “center” in this country that the Democrats have, of course, drifted too far away from, because as everyone just knows, the Democrats are soooo extremist. So yeah, PEDOnald might be a pedo and a rapist and total con artist and have no idea how to do anything and is only out to enrich himself as he destroys the country, but the Democrats have the TRANS AGENDA and are aching to have doctors take away your son’s winky while he’s off at school!
No it’s the inability to do anything about him. There’s no checks, no balance and people are just sitting back. It’s crazy.
This has gone past his voters. A good majority of the USA is complicit.
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He will even top Buchanan. His legacy will read like a demon James Buchanan who lost his will to appease.
at least reagan was pretty peaceful, our relations with the USSR were the only good thing his administration did
oh please do it. chefs kiss. the only bright spot from this guy is the way his life is just facade. Not an inch of depth anywhere. no actual love at all. all hate smiles.
If he weren’t in such a powerful position where his shallow childishness was harmless, it would be hilarious how sad this dude is. This medal doesn’t matter, ultimately. But apparently the thought that he might get an undeserving Nobel prize was all that held him back from starting multiple wars. He needs a full time ass kisser that praises him when he’s not a complete psychopath to reinforce that behavior.
Your comment just made me figure it out, we’re so stupid it’s our fault literally our fault. We know he’s a moron we know he’s a mobster we me know he’s an asshole…
We think of the Nobel Peace prize as an award given for an accomplishment. The orange buffoon doesn’t think in terms of accomplishment He thinks in terms of bribes the Nobel Peace prize was a bribe to keep him from starting wars…
I hate this timeline so much
Keep in mind he’s not just a moron, monster, asshole, he’s also a clinical narcissist. He actually does think that he deserves both the Nobel Prize and the Medal of Honor, because he thinks he’s literally better than everyone else. So if anyone deserves it, surely he also does too because he’s better than the people who do deserve it.
Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole… way to go.
Some of the first people to get it got it doing a massacre of Native Americans so this seems more like going back to basics with an Obama giving himself a medal meme included but with more pedo shitting himself vibes.
PLEASE do this, make sure to have lots of fanfare and a parade!
Also, I recommend promoting yourself to “Super General” and be sure to wear a military uniform with a gigantic hat.
Admiral General Trump
“Super General”
Minimum of 8 stars
That would be hilarious, he’s insane enough to do it.
More hilarious to see how r/conservative defends and lauds it. The most amusing shit show on reddit by far.
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What a moron!! Give yourself some more medals extreme aged dementia pedo paw-paw
Wow. It’s like the horribleness of the bad guy from roger rabbit mied with the craziness of Doc from back to the future. Only the crazy personality is dominant.
Trump saw this meme and thought it was real
The generation that gave us participation trophies and then complains about our generation being given participation trophies.
This fucking timeline…
The masters of projection
Who downvoted this? I see you, you fucking shit ass boomer.
Fuck this fucking fuckfaced fuck
Is the Medal of Honor enough? Given Trump’s qualities, doesn’t he warrant some form of higher award that would place him somewhere above all the existing Medal of Honor awardees?
The Medal of Honor has non-gold components. He could make a new medal out of solid gold. And call it whatever he wanted. The Medal of Extraordinary Honor, say.
Mike Johnson recently said they were considering creating a new award that would properly honor him.
Attaboy!
EDIT: Apparently they already awarded it, and it’s gold!
Trump receives inaugural ‘America First award’ from Republican Party
“We’re going to do something we’ve never done before. We’re going to honor him with a new award that we’ll present annually from this point forward, but he is the suitable and fitting recipient of the first-ever America First award,” Johnson said. “We can think of no better title for what that is…that’s this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the new golden era in America.”
Trump does seem like the suitable and fitting recipient of the first-ever America First award!
Holy shit, this is the stupidest timeline.
Incredible. Absolutely amazing how they can, straight-faced, declare a “golden era” after: War crimes, a botched random
warPutin-like military operation claiming countless innocent lives, insane energy prices, unemployment and poverty rapidly approaching Great Depression levels (did we break the record yet?), various high ranking officials getting canned for incompetence and corruption, not to mention massively growing protests in the streets after citizens are politically gunned down by armed goon-clowns.All because Great Leader refuses to confess to his heinous rapes of countless children likely including his own.
It really is just magical “emperor’s new clothes” thinking. It’s Kremlin or North Korea-esque dictatorial absurdity.
Oh yeah, this big stupid waste of precious metal and pompous ceremony is YET ANOTHER DISTRACTION FROM THOSE FILES THEY’RE ALL IN.
They’re planning this “award” yearly?! LMAO. They’re gonna give him one of these stupid things once a year and everybody’s supposed to act like it’s a surprise?!
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Not the Onion
Golden Handcuffs, mayhap?
Ya know. There are better materials than gold. I think he should get a uranium or plutonium medal that he can wear right over his heart.
The YUGE Medal Of Bigliest Covfefe
The bigly-est!
He should make a new medal just for himself. “Most awesome guy! Super president!”
Next up, he wins the noble prize, the Betty Crocker bake off, and the world series.
Hmm Kim JU might step us a challenger!
What a tv show that would make.
He already seems to be imitating Kim in so many ways. Big difference is he has a powerful prosperous country to take down his path of narcissistic insanity.
Please do it… just start giving yourself meals for random shit as fast as you can. Do it.
Typo works well
Lmaooooo.
I’m leaving it.
I’m
leavinglovin’ it.Fixed that. We all know McDonalds is his favorite meal.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is fucking smarter than little don.
President Camacho; chose the smartest person in the world to replace him; thereby showing an empathy and level of intelligence sadly lacking in the real world.
What a ripe opportunity to bring this character back. I honestly don’t know how it hasn’t happened already.
A weekly web series, a podcast, something. We need Camacho now more than ever.
He should be president for real, it would be a massive improvement
Got my vote
At least you can talk sense to Camacho.
And he listens to smart people.
