Right? Cloak thy dong, tie the sash securely and enter the world feeling the breeze on your undercarriage.
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What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don’t walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn’t flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I’m asleep and doesn’t open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that’s on you. I don’t care if you’re a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I’ll put on something. But I’m not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
5 or 20… Donald Duck or Daffy Duck.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump tells Walmart to 'eat the tariffs' after retailer warned it will raise prices18·10 hours agoRaising prices is literally the point of tariffs. If the prices don’t go up, they serve no purpose, whether that is to encourage the purchase of alternative products or to farm money from tariff fees (because if the company can’t raise prices they just won’t sell tariffed items). Dumb. Dumb dumb.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•They're so out of touch.7·10 hours agoOne dollar, Bob.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Hammers Supreme Court After It Rules Against Him: ‘Dangerous Day for America!’7·15 hours agoBet you a buffalo nickel that before the end of his tenure, he’s going to expand the court with ultra-loyalists, all but completely open about how they will ignore the law or always interpret it in the way that gives Trump what he wants.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Which of these javascript expressions is false?2·1 day agoIts the min value of the input params, or Infinity.
And the reason it’s Infinity If there is no input, for better or worse, under the hood the method is assigning a variable, min, the highest value possible and then comparing it to each element in the list, reassigning it when it encounters an element lower than its value at the time. So it will obviously always be reassigned if there are any elements at all (if they’re less than Infinity, I guess). But if there are no elements, it’s never reassigned, and thus returns Infinity. It could have just signed min to the first element instead if Infinity, but that would lead to a runtime error when min was run without a function. If you’re not going to throw a runtime error though, it makes sense for min to return Infinity because, what other number could you return that couldn’t actually be the minimum
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Which of these javascript expressions is false?12·1 day agoNarrator: “It wasn’t B.”
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•The former director takes a picture of a shell pattern with the numbers "86 47", and Jack Poso complains. Yet his post from 2022... 🤔441·2 days ago86 is a code in restaurants for items that are sold out and need to be removed from the menu (i don’t know why that is the code). So “to 86” something is to remove it, get rid of it, or be done with it. Some have extrapolated that to also mean to remove someone by killing them, but that is not at all a common way to interpret the phrase. And 47 is referencing Trump who is the 47th president of the US. 46, then, referenced Biden.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I'm okay with Vanilla Coke though2·2 days agoBe the change you want to see in the world. Call me when you start selling pumpkin spice cocaine. I’m a basic bitch.
Yes, it is possible with a 3-sided pyramid, i.e. tetrahedron. If we dont look at all 4 points as being on the same plane but 2 opposite corners being offset above or below the other two, this could totally be a tatrahedron.
Genuinely wonder if it is a money laundering front at this point.
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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I'm okay with Vanilla Coke though3·3 days agoVanilla cocaine?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Top Ten Reasons Americans Want Enormous CarsEnglish4·3 days agoTo be clear, 38" inseam means fully half of your height is in your legs (6’4" is 76"). By comparison, I wear 36" inseam and the bottom of my pants tuck under my heel when I’m not in shoes. So I think my torso has a few inches on yours.
Regardless though, I have not driven an exhaustive list of small cars. I have never tried a Mini Cooper. Maybe I would fit fine, idk. I just said that I have tried to drive a variety of rental cars and have yet to find one that fits me. I fit just fine in my Sienna.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Max, formerly HBO Max, to become HBO Max again somehowEnglish8·3 days agoProbably because “Max” sounds more like streaming service for cinemax than HBO. Just bad branding and arguably opens them up to copyright suit.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Top Ten Reasons Americans Want Enormous CarsEnglish1·4 days agoOoooooh. I see.
Come on, live a little, show some ding-a-ling.