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Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Originated from this shitpost: https://sh.itjust.works/post/58435234

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        Instructions unclear: I showed the IRS agents my cock and I got arrested for sexual harassment
        
        BUT THEN I got a pardon from the president! He’s now giving me a cabinet position!

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