Fascinating. I wonder if ICE will get him, or if he’s One Of The Good Ones™.

*Who am I kidding… he’s a white man. Ofc not.

With gold bullets and a gold guillotine. I think they would like that.

no that’s not funny

ur are so kind my children were starving thank you may gay jesus bless ur soulses

Did I hear a rock and rock?

2 in 1 memeses what value

WRONG

Only do that after the two weeks is up. Or whatever it is your area, if your area has enforceable labour laws that is.

At least everything would be covered in gold then. Electronics would be cheaper too.

Lel = heh

Yep, and scientists were saying for just as long how easy it could mutate and cause a global pandemic so governments should be prepared. >.>

That’s exactly what a fisting enthusiast would say. >:(

My nail clippers come with a fold-out, dull metal hook that’s the perfect shape for scraping out nail gunk.

Look for a pair like that, or usually nail files have something like it an the tip. In a pinch a dulled toothpick might work.

Maybe a pair of tweezers with thin ends too.

/c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org

CAN’T REALIZE THE FAILURE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM IF I DON’T LOOK TOO HARD

don’t you mean sprite

Music from the before-fore.

Ate too many beans, now I have to go rolfing.

A true purist. Respect.

>Be at work party  
>Find something a coworker said extremely funny  
>Say “lmao” with a laugh  
>Awkward silence  
>Die a little inside  
>I’m never going to socially recover from this

Queen Latifah?