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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·3 months agoIf God didn’t want us to eat children, why did he make them so damn delicious?
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·3 months ago“What’s the charge? Eating a child? A succulent human child?”
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoI mean, who didn’t? Can any of you really say you haven’t eaten a child? It had immigrant parents, so it’s fine.
minus-squareChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoI ate a few children, but none of them are alive anymore.
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.zipdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoPresident Clavicular could eat a child on Ocean Drive and lot lose any votes.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoIn 2040: Yes, we have a library of the genetic material of almost every child, from which we create a clone each night to eat the next day - but I only eat originals if I’m feeling really peckish!
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If God didn’t want us to eat children, why did he make them so damn delicious?
“What’s the charge? Eating a child? A succulent human child?”
I mean, who didn’t? Can any of you really say you haven’t eaten a child? It had immigrant parents, so it’s fine.
I ate a few children, but none of them are alive anymore.
President Clavicular could eat a child on Ocean Drive and lot lose any votes.
In 2040: Yes, we have a library of the genetic material of almost every child, from which we create a clone each night to eat the next day - but I only eat originals if I’m feeling really peckish!