• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago
    • a used condom on a sandy New York beach
    • the single pickle in the jar at the back of the refrigerator, alternatively the single broken carrot in the bottom of the crisper
    • chewed up gum on the bottom of a desk
    • a single pink shoe, size 4, in the middle of the woods
    • a used dildo stuck in a gutter grate
    • the McDonald’s French fry(or penny) you dropped under your car seat that one time

    I think that covers most of them.

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    I would make irreplaceable objects like the Mona Lisa or Kurt Cobain’s acoustic guitar into my Horcruxes.

    I would make it so that the cultural loss of what it takes to kill me would be far greater than anything I could ever do.

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      Good idea, but you’re still using small objects which can be destroyed by someone desperate (or a clever enough wizard). You want something large and physically resilient - the kind of thing that would be both hard to vanish, and is going to take something like a bomb to get rid of.

      Make it something huge. One of the Pyramids of Giza. The Papal Palace. The Tower of London.

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    A screw thats about to be fired into space and ejected off into the infinite great beyond.

    Can’t do shit about my horcrux if it’s floating out past nebula 12.

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      Nuclear bombs don’t just go off. You can blow them up and they just won’t work. They’re a pretty complex mechanism that needs to work perfectly. The fissile material inside is dangerous if you spread it about though.

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      But then your loyal servants won’t be able to find it either to bring you back.

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      I was thinking the same thing, except a rock. I frequently visit ships as part of my job, and it would be no problem dumping it somewhere it would be likely to remain undisturbed for the rest of eternity. A grain if sand is likely to move with the currents. A rock will not.

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        It’ll eventually be subducted, I think getting it into deep space is more likely to be long-term secure.

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    Go to school for aeronautics, become a rocket scientist. Get a job making rockets and satellites. When you finally get to work on a probe that is designed to not return, make it a horcrux just before it’s launched. Even if people eventually figure out what it is, they won’t be able to do anything about it until we have access to FTL travel.

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      Certainly changes that scene in Deathly Hallows

      “No, you should do it.”

      “Me?’ said Ron, looking shocked. ‘Why?”

      “Because you got the sword out of the pool. I think it’s supposed to be you.”