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But that’s not the worst one for me. There was a time period where I didn’t actually sleep for about a week maybe two. However, I can’t be certain of how long it was because towards the end I started taking micronaps where I would be in the middle of a conversation and pause for like 20 seconds and it was obvious to other people that I had fallen asleep mid-sentence but then I would invariably wake back up again.

When that spell finally broke, I had just finished work and I got that little signal that says I’m about to fall asleep and I was so excited.

However, I was catching a ride with friends and I had to wait for them to bring me home and they had to go to the grocery store and I have vague staticky memories of fondling chicken breasts in an inappropriate manner and following behind other people way too close like the kind of close that would get me maced, and then running through the store telling every single person that I met that this bottle of beary bear brand syrup was my friend and he would protect us.

Entertaining after the fact, not fun to go through, 1/10 do not recommend.

A couple of months ago I didn’t sleep all weekend. Got up Friday and didn’t go to bed until about 10:00 p.m. the following Monday.

No drugs, no caffeine just didn’t feel like sleeping. It was kind of refreshing.

You know what. Fuck it we ball.

It’s the rich people’s responsibility to fix the planet now. If you’re not a rich person do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Start Forest fires. Piss on the Mona lisa. It does not fucking matter anymore and it hasn’t for a long time.

I guess that makes sense. They could just be doing all of this performative stuff so that in 4 years they can say “Look we tried and Trump screwed it all up!!!”, counting on us to have the memories of a goldfish and not realize that they had four years to get it done before then and never even thought of it.

Now that you mentioned it that makes sense.

I feel like this is the kind of thing that’ll get argued up to the supreme Court and since the supreme Court is biased it will end up being a giant nothing burger that consumes a lot of news cycles.

I would say that it is stronger.

I used to get trashy Mexican dirt weed as a teenager in a state that did not approve of it and apparently all of the heat of transport and terrible conditions and time between harvesting and actually making it to the consumer dramatically decreased the amount of THC and other turpenes in the weed.

I could smoke half a joint and be a decent amount of buzzed and enjoy my time with my friends.

Now I can take like accidentally too large of a single puff and be blitzed out of my mind for like six fucking hours.

Of course, my tolerance has gone down dramatically because I do not frequently consume, but even with that this stuff is super strong in my opinion.

Neither will trump or any other Republican

I’m not wishing death on him. God has this sneaky thing about not really granting my wishes so I’m not going to do that to everybody.

I’m not praying for his death either, but I will breathe the largest sigh of relief the day he breathes his last breath.

Tell that to Obama

We wouldn’t be saying these things if we didn’t need help.

The problem is that you interpret our cries for help as manipulative tactics to get our way rather than the intended desperate cry for the world’s leaders to do things that make the world a better place instead of using our misery as a profit vector.

Sorry that’s too complicated for you to understand.

Xeric sounds kind of like a cool name to give a kid if you want that kid to suffer for their entire life.

But then again they could rise above it and become a cool person, maybe not quite on the level of Streetlamp leMoose but close.

How is it that so many companies can literally skin another company and wear its skin as a bodysuit and we do not collectively recoil in psychological horror?

How are so many people germane to this concept?

This is invasion of the body snatchers but for companies that determine the livelihood of essentially every human being on the planet. It’s fucking terrifying.

If the guy gets his MD in proctology he can be Dr. Ass.

If I can transport things back and forth, I would probably go and max out a credit card and buy all of the gold that I can to bring with me for trade.

Then I would go to the library of Alexandria and use my cell phone to get photocopies of as many books as I possibly can, and in the downtime I would go to any open Street markets and purchase any cool relics that I can find.

Then I could come back and share some of the Lost books of Alexandria with the world and also have period correct relics that have somehow magically not been exposed to a thousand years of environmental corrosion.

Then again, that would probably also mess up their radioisotope dating but I don’t know if it’s specific enough to only cover a thousand ish years.

Maybe if I have a little more time to prep I can find some place that I know hasn’t been Disturbed and like put them in an airtight safe and store them for me to go back and ReDiscover now.

I’ve always suspected that Stephen Hawking’s time traveler party did happen and there were many people there but Hawking’s agreed to tell everyone that no one showed up.

I bet they also made a clone of Hawkings and left the clone behind and took the real him to the Future with them.

He’s probably partying in 2743 right now in an 18 year old body, surrounded by beautiful futuristic space babes with neon hair and skintight glitter clothes.

Thank you for digging yourself out of the mountain of genitals that have been flung at you due to your vocabulary to participate in this AMA.

I do not mean to floccinaucinihipilificate your accomplishments, but can you tell us what led to this moment this event for you?

Is this a The Crow reference?

It can’t rain all the time.

I remember reading The Infinity gauntlet comics and in it Adam warlock was supposed to be the greatest human being ever created.

And then they picked the actor that they chose for him and I’m just not seeing it.