perishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 小时前Captain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up120arrow-down1imageCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeperishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 小时前message-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSandraBollocks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 小时前Shhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
minus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 小时前I don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 小时前What about the inside of your esophagus?
Shhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
I don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
To shreds, you say?
What about the inside of your esophagus?
To shreds, you say?