Maybe Elon Musk will suddenly get religion and bail them out.
Best news I’ve heard in a while
I’m going to need a really, /really/ small violin.
Looks like indulgences are back on the menu, boys!
I guess those tithes just aren’t paying.
Somebody should lunch an indulgence-based cryptocoin. Buy your way to paradise today!
They used to have a marketing jingle for their old indulgences… whenever a coin in the box rings, a soul in purgatory springs!
No fucking joke. This was actually one reason why protestantism rose.
Pope to Vatican: How does one “chain the blocks”?
Maybe they can save some money by protecting fewer pedos?
I’d suggest trying to have fewer pedos in the first place.
Too busy donating to Trump
source?
It was revealed to me in a dream
Poor you, I hope you don’t have nightmares tonight.
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Except they have billions in stolen art and could liquidate it at any point. If not trillions, actually.
Nobody knows exactly what Vatican has but Porphyry Basin in the Vatican Museum is estimated to be worth 2$ billion alone (it was commissioned by Emperor Nero).
Vatican could literally end the world hunger with their treasure hoard.
Vatican could literally end the world hunger with their treasure hoard.
No they couldn’t. They’d end up making a bunch of warlords into billionaires while the regular people would go on starving. The only way to end world hunger is grassroots economic development and education (especially for women). You can’t do that by dumping billions of dollars into those countries. The problem is very tricky and the work is long and arduous.
It’s not getting to the people who need it because [CHOMP] it’s being intercepted by warlords!
Right? yanks are something else lmao
Why would they want to end world hunger? What could motivate them to do so?
Hmm…
lol
Can all the nations they stole artifacts and trinkets from get them back when they declare bankruptcy? /s
Why is there a sarcasm? It’s a legit question.
It’s probably asked sarcastically because they know it would never happen.
Oh no…
Anyway,
how was your workday?
I work weird days, Friday-Monday, so this is like the last day of my weekend. Also my birthday! So, not too bad. How about you?
Happy birthday! Here’s a celebratory cake 🎂
