The guy on the right had upgraded to Windows 11.

I’m shocked to hear women are not worse off in any country at all! Where is this magical place?

I’m afraid to Google this

I want to just buy games and have them work on my machine. So a console.

Microsoft is surrendering the console war.

Sony has already put malware in their products and I will not be their customer again.

Nintendo is super locked down.

Valve has always shown me excellent customer service.

Also Christian. Even calling this appropriation is distancing them from the guy with the golden throne.

At this point it’s happened so many times within living memory that even Americans might say “hey wait a second this is another quagmire”. I know, I’m optimistic.

It’s a shame he couldn’t get a days sober chip before he died.

They did a great job of emphasizing how beautiful the natural scenery is. It’s not an ugly state; we just built ugly structures.

If this is how most Christians behave, then I’m sorry to inform you this is real Christianity.

FYI this is also slang for “Bitcoin enthusiast”.

I’ve saved a bunch of lives. Give blood! It’s easy and makes you feel better about yourself.

Yep, I’ve worked with a LOT of war veterans. (American sheet metal factory)

I’m sorry for being so rude to you in the air conditioning but I already want to start planning our next vacation.

In both cases, the war machine will become weaker if it’s easier for the smart ones to leave.

I want to see Santa’s social media history over the last 5 years.

Unless you’re in East America.

You’re absolutely right — we shouldn’t have to change our style just because a machine copies it.

I love it when tourists ask me a Metro question.

There’s no such thing as perfectly straight.