Well, let’s see how the rest of the first world does. The UK isn’t far behind.

Why, is that not a thing? Do they have backups who can vote for them?

No, it’s a capitalist first world. Let’s shine a light on where the first world actually ended up.

The same machismo that makes someone accept a challenge would also make them select deadlier guns.

There’s got to be some weapon that’s impossible to aim, takes no skill, and kills instantly. Something to make it a 50/50 chance with no lingering injury for the winner.

Yeah I’m really loving the central bank right now

On Windows, can I rebind the start button to just open a folder with a bunch of shortcuts?

The abstained could’ve been sick or at war that day.

Sometimes people with really stupid beliefs will dance around saying it clearly because on some level they know how stupid it sounds.

Evidently it’s more important to Africans than it is to us.

Tim Apple doesn’t actually need to do any of this. He can just walk away.

If you eat a pop tart you will die.

I can only upvote once, so I’m once again asking everyone to click the link above.

To the French, is Star Trek a utopia or a dystopia?

My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can’t understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.

Explodicle’s Basilisk just wants you to fail to stop him. You’re doing great!

Yeah let’s talk about religious organizations instead

To be fair, they seem to be suggesting violence, just not any mechanism for coordination.

Socialism requires democratic control. The 08 corporate bailouts are a great example of this not being a democracy at all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wech_Baghtu_wedding_party_airstrike