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Unsinkable II got me.
Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao
So what are y’all naming your boats if you had one?
Mine would be “Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.”
Nile and wave, buoys
Boaty McBoatface
I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.
Boats McGoats
Boatie
Left Kidney
Loaded Boatery
Mine is named “Machine”.
Amistad II
Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter
I chuckled
Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?
There’s a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don’t know what Huong did to deserve this.
Pho sho.
Pho sizzle
Pho Cue
Pho King
Pho Sho
Pho Q
Pho Reignmuck
No bass to mouth?
That’s how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)
Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.
It’s f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.
There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.
Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.
I’d never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.
867-5309
877 cash now
800 588-2300
For all my NEOhio peeps: Garfield 1-2323
I was always a fan of “The Sea-Ward” from Arrested Development
I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.
(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it’s the only one I could find.)
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher’s voice?
You named your boat Sea Me Now?
Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.
It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.
