Buy me Lee Carvallo’s Nutting Challenge or go to hell!

My eye! I’m not supposed to get Moe in it!

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

I think you mean: this pizza is wired

In your proposed alternate timeline this would have made perfect sense: https://twitter.com/lizardbill/status/831937286891794437?t=hAwpxBgoEx31_j028KuY0w&s=19

Lusty Estonian Mothers Mashing Yams

Friday for when I want to play solo (and it’s so relevant!) and Agricola, my all time top game, for all other times

You got it baaaah-ddy!

I never got around to playing Breath of the Wild so the release of ToTK felt like a great time to finally give it a try! Still working my way through veeeery slowly, just about to take on my second divine beast.

Cool Jack, give me the 10 mil please, I am satisfied to be a rich sheep

Last new game: Hogwarts Legacy

Last game period, Mario Odyssey again, I’ve been watching a lot of speedrun videos and thought “yeah I can do that” but it turns out that no, I cannot do that - finished in about 3 hours, serious props to people who can do it in less time!

What do you call it? A shitpost

So many crust and topping combinations! The potential is limitless!

You nailed my top two. Teleportation would make travel super easy and would be the only thing that could get me back to an office for work - got to keep my day job so people don’t get suspicious of my powers right? Stopping time is also cool (for extra sleep I swear!) but with the obvious caveat that it’s not “all molecules freeze and you can’t breathe and you die” style time stoppage but the more sci-fi “you can still move around and do stuff, time just doesn’t pass” kind.