Reviewer 2 didn’t read my paper and makes it my problem. Trump didn’t read a book in his life and makes it the world’s problem.

Preliminary gender assignment party.

This would probably matter more if every search for “windows 10 problem XY” wouldn’t turn up 100% garbage from their support forums anyway.

Science is more like having a laser pointer. Through careful application and repetition, you could technically infer something about the location of the cat. But the cat moves around constantly and doesn’t like you being there, and you only have limited time to do it, because the funding for your cat-finding project is about to run out.

My cat was already a batshit weirdo when we met him at the shelter. But that was partly the reason we ended up adopting him. He fits in, and we love him.

Shush, you, with your reasonable and well-sourced criticism of the decicent.

New unit unlocked. The decicent.

This is Amazon, too. This is basically any online shop that is active worldwide and organized around individual sellers, and it’s one of the reasons I prefer to shop elsewhere nowadays. Hundreds of almost identical products, all with 4-5 star ratings of questionable veracity, photoshopped or downright fake images of the products. I simply can’t judge what the products are like anymore.

When you drive an SUV, and you don’t use it go over the curb and block the handicapped spot, are you really driving one?

The spectrum in question:

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Ich dachte Paketmanagement.

I mean we did have internet, but it was billed by the amount of data you used, and being online meant that people couldn’t use the phone at the same time.

Ich sehe Friedrich Merz und sein Urteilsvermögen skeptisch.

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it, I’m huge!”

Bring die CDU’ler nicht auf Ideen, sonst präsentieren sie das noch als neue Maßnahme zur Bekämpfung von Obdachlosigkeit.

NieManD will mEhR ARBeitEn, lEIstuNG Muss SICh WIeDer lohNen, dIE jUNGen leute heUtZUtage.

Und das noch von Fritze “Blackrock” Merz, der in seinem Leben nichts geleistet hat, was je der Gemeinschaft zugute gekommen wäre. Ist immer super interessant, aus welcher Ecke solche Forderungen nach Mehrarbeit kommen.

The eyes on that cat spell “murder” to me. When my cat looks at me like that, I’m reaching for the cat toys.

Also, by leaving your email on unread, I can continue to cycle through your and other people’s emails once a day, until your email has finally achieved a level of urgency that compels me to reply.

Everyone needs an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.