“Another boring day, nothing exciting ever happens around here”

“Have you got any games on your phone?”

When i left Chrome, one of the things I was looking for was vertical tabs and was willing to try anything. I wasn’t fond of a mac first option, but I decided to try it. Installed it and the first thing it did was to force me to make an account, uninstalled it instantly.

I’m not against the option of having an account, but forcing it makes me distrust them. Was not long after that there were also some major security flaws found as well. They really didn’t make it easy for people to change, almost like they thought the apple form over function would appeal more broadly.

They’re obviously going for a zero adoption policy and trying to think of the most repulsive options

Are you defragging the hard drive?

Measles, GA!

Those disabled people are valiantly giving their lives, so that poor people can give their lives to keep the stock market and inherited wealth safe

It’s only a 2 month supply

I read sponge, but thought it must be a term for new recruits or something like that, which made the rest horrifying.

What’s she hiding behind her back?

Makes sense, the CEO was just saying the other day that 30% of their code was written by AI

It’s from a time before search was ruined by AI, she was actually half a chance of finding him

Did they pass their training?

I’ll take an extra fire tornado, to never have to see that again

Why is he kneeling on that board? He should be balancing his knees directly on the roof beams - get those kneecaps wobbling

He may have been resisting the urge to mansplain how belts work

😍 such happy news

A plumber could, nothing i could self install

Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”

The waterline for my toilet is inside the cistern