Twister his arms wide open

Haha, but my only intrusive thought is that the wizard cat is a cute chonker

It’s Twilight Zone, but only the twists

This contest is over. Give this man his 10,000. Dollars.

You’re taking a vacation from normalcy. The setting, a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there’s also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock, but it will open… The Scary Door.

Eine Gewindeschneidmaschine (weil ich in deine Mutter eindringe)

Smoking was discovered independently in many cultures with different substances used by different cultures. In the Americas, it was tobacco, while the Scythians of Central Asia used cannabis in ritualistic hotboxes, as evidenced by archaeological finds of smoking tools in kurgans. Other regions, like India and Southeast Asia, saw the smoking of opium and herbs.

In this scenario Lenin does not manage to take over Russia and the warning to the world by the real life examples of Germany and Italy about the dangers of fashism does not happen either. Authoritarianism raises its ugly head later in a world with better weapons and more destructive potential for humanity.

Klar, man muss den Tab rektal einführen

We knew well enough that a pandemic was a realistic risk and had SARS-1 and MERS as warning shots but we’re still not very well prepared at the outset of COVID.

It is one of this places that were built by anarchists without any license and look, smell and feel quite funky. The audience though is really nerdy. So the closest that comes to mind is a Hacker space in a large European city.

cat -A bum_sentence.txt

Die armen Menschen bei SAP in Walldorf mit ihren 5000€ Fahrrädern

For me it almost sounded like a premise for a modern romcom.

You can even say “Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!” In the sessions

Well it is an expensive date/hobby

Well, here we go again! The internet was supposed to be freedom, but now it’s just a playground for Big Brother and corporate greed. Y’all see this Y2K “bug”? IT’S NOT A BUG, it’s a SCAM to reset everything and put us under CONTROL! Bill Gates, Al Gore, ALL of ‘em are in on it. Soon, you won’t be able to load a page without the Feds watching you.

Wake UP, people! You think AOL and Micro$oft care about “innovation”? LOL. It’s all about taking over! AOL’s already bought up Netscape! What’s next, paying to send an email? Think your ICQ is private? LOL, it’s government spyware!

And don’t get me started on the mods here. I see you silencing REAL posts about how the UN is behind all this. Keep banning me, I’ll be back! They wanna control speech before the big RESET. Mark my words, the internet will be a corporate mall by 2005, and y’all will pay just to read THIS.

P.S. If this post vanishes, you know why. I SEE YOU, MODS!

22/F/Catfish Island

To be very German, here is my favourite Max Planck quote: Scientific Progress marches on one funeral at a time.

Perhaps it was meant like that. And the old guard that disliked his papers is now dead and progress has been made.

Typical BMW driver: Forget flashing their headlights to move people out of the way on the highway—now they’ve got a 122mm rocket launcher for that