Pour one out.

Thirded. Fork is great.

M-o-o-n, that spells Tom Cullen!

Vertical grip may be a little more useful if he’d actually attach it to his gun. Gotta be hard on his wrist to just hover the gun up there like that.

I’ve always heard it as “fuck you, I got mine” but yeah, same sentiment.

But I wanted to swap lives with the fish, not another idiot!

I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.

Edit: a/s/l?

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!

Found the little brother.

Two Red Ranger headsets?! You can’t both be the Red Ranger! Only I, the older brother, possess the testicular fortitude to be the Red Ranger. You, the much weaker and dumber younger brother, must be the Blue Ranger.

Yeah yeah, go cry to Mom. You think she cares what color power ranger you are, Jimmy? She doesn’t! She’s passed out on the couch again! Shut up, Jimmy, your gonna wake her up and she’ll be pissed!

I hope there’s a teapot hidden in there somewhere.

No, I thought about it, but it’s All My Best Friends Are Metalheads, so it didn’t fit right. It had a spot in there, though.

Screw those guys. They can take a long walk off a short inclined plane.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I love TR&AR scores. Wondering how different this one will be since it’s being billed as actually Nine Inch Nails instead of the two guys in NIN.

One of my favorites too!

Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.

Probably just a matter of time until an orange person says it, so you’ll find out the answers to your questions soon enough.

Sed Porttitor isn’t even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.