White House takes the word of Israel with total truth.

I don’t love the BBC but if they’ve rattled that orange wotsit cunt then that’s good in my book.

Nobody breaks wind on my watch!

Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum

I would never in a million years moderate or become an admin of an online community. You couldn’t pay me to do that shit. Respect to the selfless people who make the effort.

Very cool Elon, you’re still a cunt

2005 homophobes: “I hate f*gs”

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

Insomnia health paste

It’s Pierre’s dream cream!

https://youtu.be/WiQwHifeN_o

Good luck with your little crusade.

Lemmy.ml lives rent free in your head, have a day off pal

Tbf I’ve seen a lot of talk about Russia’s imminent economic collapse which would render them unable to sustain the war for the past 3 or so years as well. Like Ukraine being hammered by Russian missiles, this incident will be costly but the war will drag on.

JackGreenEarth says the earth is a sphere, the debate is settled

Fuck off Joanne

She’s got more guts than the idiots who mock & criticise her.

FFFFM

Nice

Replace the drink with a pint of Guinness, and change the McDonald’s to a pub, and you’ve got Dublin.

Northern Ireland, the bastard child of Britain and Ireland

Porsche 😎 Volkswagen 😎 Bayer 😎 Hugo Boss 😎 Adidas 😎 Puma 😎

Why can’t I have the high end sex orgies without the cult part?

No, but I’m not a bird 😎

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side