Ahem…last years top 5 wage bills.

1 of these clubs has no debt, 1 of them has a ridiculous amount of debt, 1 is in France with a 60%+ net tax rate.

I’ll let you guess the other two.

1. Paris Saint-Germain – €290,790,000
2. Real Madrid – €282,650,000
3. Bayern Munich – €255,820,000
4. Manchester Utd – €236,221,435 (£206,796,000)
5. Manchester City – €229,221,472 (£200,668,000)

Someone hasn’t looked at Barca’s financials in over 5 years

I would put them in with Liverpool and Chelsea…yes they could, theoretically, afford him, but it wouldnt make sense for them or mbappe.

Newcastle has shown themselves to be shrewd scouters that also have money to spend, especially on younger players with upside…Why get Mbappe when you could sign 4 to 7 players instead?

Only teams that can afford him are Real, Bayern(they won’t), Man City(I doubt), Man U(he won’t), PSG, or Saudi clubs(he already declined).

Liverpool or Chelsea could smash the wage packet I guess but it doesn’t make sense for them, nor would Mbappe be interested.

All signs point to Real, re signing with PSG, or taking that Saudi money.

Did you watch the game?

They aren’t that good. Offside traps and playing on the counter.

USA USA USA

Bellingham gets injured right before the tournament and James Maddison steps in and leads the tournament in goals and assists on the way to a trophy.

Some weeks later, Spurs accept 200$ million dollar offer from Man United for his services but Madders tells them to go fuck themselves and stays at spurs, leading them to the Premier league title and claiming Player of the Season honors.

Are you high?

I played it at your moms house, trying to get balls between those well spread goal posts was a profession that paid in a currency of somehow overcooked grilled cheese sandwiches and regret.

Edit: I was joking.

At an actual tournament that means something? Diego Forlan, and it’s not even close.

I don’t think you’ve watched any of their other matches.