The use of a time machine is implied in these situations

Use the pihole to block facebook

Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

If you dont like it go back to your brain rot feed

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Who mows that grass, and why?

Slammed your mom

Commit high profile murders in international water until fucking a few children doesn’t seem important anymore.

Who turns off the computer?

Thanks etherium

Arby’s twice

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

Nonsense. Any money you would spend undoing his physical damage could be better spent helping people. Just put up a historical marker or something

Free venue for queer weddings

And bonds keep going up

For fucks sake in 2002 I and all the other FFA kids went to school with knives and/or multitools clipped to our belts.

The new Epstein Ballroom?

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets