Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.
If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.
Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.
It would relieve the strain if you systematically killed them. A final solution, if you will.
I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.
I’m 40.
GM did exactly that with the EV1
Any good tradesman can teach the job to a competent assistant. But, if you end up working with a shitty guy, not going to learn much.
Its funny how fast something becomes “traditional”
The generation that set this system up is still alive…
Sex Party actually has a nice ring
Fish fuck in it.
Been saying this for a year now
55k dollars in the US gets you a crappy apartment and a 7 year car loan.
Nobody makes this comparison anymore, out of respect for former president Camacho.
With All Due Respect
Nothing to manufacture, very little maintenance. Trees took our jerbs.
From Earth, probably
I bet they dont check. Yo quero taco bell? Hired.