My dear - putin is behind 97% of the geopolitical upheaval occurring on this planet at this time. It’s his life’s work. And it’s j.u.s.t. within his grasp.

Nutty yahoo is just another fascist shitbag amongst a whole crop of fascist shitbags taking over countries.

Oh. You’re one of the “time speeding up and slowing down” guys. Oh my. Yeah, that’s a real problem. What’s your take on wormholes?

Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.

They are a fearsome lot and have vaguely evil intentions. Perhaps it’s the hopping that agitates them so.

No doctor… we were supposed to remove his appendix - not cut off his balls and dance around with them on a stick while drinking from a beer hard hat.

: /

Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole… way to go.

Yes, the meritorious medal for bravery in the deferment line, the Purple Fart, isn’t enough for Generalissimo Trumpo - the new El Presidente of what was formerly known as Venezuela but is now the State of Trumpo (Spanish for “Trump”).

His should have four ‘F’ clusters. For his deferments due to his daddy’s money.

This asshole also has no problem with his pedophile priesthood - so who gives a shit what he’s got to say.

Trump’s boys. Criminal shit bags just like their daddy.

…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.

Resumes now being accepted.

This dumb fuck was a role model. She produced a LOT of morons and idiots.

It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

What about those things? Are those okay?

What a fucking shame…

It hit us “plain old plain Jane Americans” the next fucking day…

durr… really? and Venezuela? And the U.S.?

That’s the bunny from the “Holy Grail” (Monty Python). Damn… I thought he was a good actor and now I see he’s just type cast.

We don’t fucking need “hotter”.

We need some fuckers who can start straightening out the rampant damage to the U.S. (ALL aspects) caused by the orange faced shitgoblin in the white house.

A) they won’t obey illegal orders. B) if he gives them raises he won’t be able to afford his next month’s 10 million dollar lobster and prime rib lunches. C) he’s a fucking asshat with no business holding a rifle much less sending Americans to their deaths.

That’s called “mislabeling”… or ‘bait and switch’.

older. The core is older. It was there first.

First he was cumming in children. Now he’s the second coming. When is he going?