Arteta how about some attacking signings lad?

The sales for this must be exceptionally shit

I’ve been talking shit for months and it took him until nearly December to get his first shot on target lol

Less than a Chelsea reject by the look of things

what the fuck? We rewarded Martinelli, Saka and Odegaard with a contract lower than a Chelsea reject? That’s terrible

Not the first time this nonce has abused someone

Coward

go check out my fan stats on fbref before chatting shit

Shite Havertz on the bench again

Just to let you know, he has played at this shit level for around 150 games since leaving Leverkusen. This is no longer a confidence issue, he’s just bad.

Will this be the week where “Don” Kai finally gets a shot on target that’s not a penalty?

Oui

This year, supposedly in a slump, Martin Odegaard is in the top 5% for through balls in the Prem. Kai Havertz is tied in the bottom 1% with many shit players with 0 through balls so far. Hell, for reference even Nketiah makes more as a striker.

Zubimendi for 60m to Douglas Luiz for 80m

Why do people keep saying this? It was pretty damn sustainable, we just lost Saliba and Tomiyasu at the worst possible moment. The football itself was not the issue.

I can’t even imagine the dread Yanited fans must be feeling right now, they’re basically playing against City with two Rob Holdings 😭

Jesus’ fitness 🕊

Partey did that one running back tackle for Ghana, of course he needs to rest

Kai Havertz, our £65m third choice striker, hmmmmm

Complete non existence? Are you blind? He was so threatening in that game, just didn’t score like you’d normally expect. Nearly played so many players through, was à menace with his dribbling against their defense, ran himself into the ground after the red. Heck, he’s the one who fucking assisted our only goal.