I work as an electrician on a construction site, and one of the greatest perks of the job is that you leave it there. It’s not like you can work from home in the first place, and we don’t really have shifts. Everybody comes in at the same time and leaves at the same time, so you don’t have to bother with covering extra shifts.

That isn’t to say it’s a dream job of course, the perks are great, but the work itself will probably bite me in the ass later with health issues…

Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

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Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am

As an electrician, the only thing I can think of anymore when see windows like that is how much of a pain in the ass it would be to have to install all the outlets in the floor (obviously can’t put them in the window, but we’re legally required to have them along the wall, window or not)

Hello there

Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait

He was not lost, despite best attempts

Priorities right there

Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

I’m the guy who made the third catfish comment, and same here. No idea about stardew valley, I just threw my hat in the ring

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

He tried to set it for 30 minutes and instead set it for 30 minutes. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted, metal soup

My strategy: catfish are wise and told me where to get good loot

Meanwhile I still play Mount & Blade: Warband. The graphics hold up today, but it’s not like they’re good. But the game is just so damn good they mean absolutely nothing.

Edit: I should also mention I’m young, I’m sure somebody would point out that Warband isn’t old compared to a lot of games, but in my eyes 2010 (which was 14 years ago, that makes my young ass feel old too) is an old game, although I’m going to be honest, I totally thought it was from like 2006

Thought this comment was going in a different direction there for a second… was about to be very upset that “it’s ok because it’s not that much”

It’s a laxative from what I can see. What they meant by it I’m not sure, but their selling line is “no taste, no grit, no gas” so I think they were just saying you have no taste?

Of course they know right from wrong. Helping people like the the Ukrainian judge is wrong, and whatever gets them a vacation to a Caribbean island is correct

S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!