Shouldn’t be too hard to check, how many CL games have ever had 7 or more goals scored by one team?

Almost half a billion spent on Antony, Sancho, VDB, Maguire, Onana, Mount, and Casemiro

Their generation? Last time Newcastle won the league, David Attenborough was in nappies.

Karmic justice for David Luiz

Have I got some bad news for you today pal

We’re gonna look so sexy at the top of the table

The ol’ “completely cock something up and then fake a hamstring injury” move.

To reiterate: a billion pounds invested into a billion pound team. Not even close to the same thing.

Robben with le cut inside

His numbers are so good though, and the ingredients are all there! People have been saying “when Havertz puts it all together, he’s gonna be a world beater!” his whole career. That’s the mystery, I guess?

Who wins in a match between our 1st and 2nd XI if the first team have to play in jeans and flip flops

He’s got the quality, but his body is made of glass and that’s a weakness you can’t ignore forever. I’d love for him to make it at this club but it feels like it’s more in the hands of the medical staff than anyone else.

No, actually. I haven’t got a horse in that particular race but it’s clearly a conflict of interest.

Ozil/Sanchez or Odegaard/Saka?

To pick an answer nobody else has gone for yet: Nwankwo Kanu would have done bits in this team as a target man.

Where does Saka rank for you in terms of greatest wingers we’ve ever had at the club? He’s got to be up there already, right?

Does anyone else find Chelsea to be their most hated club?

He’s a bloody Part-timer.

You’re exposing your own ignorance here; Jeopardy doesn’t have a $500 row on the board!

Wenger’s not manager any more, but don’t worry, he’s not dead.