Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off
As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team
Talk your shit
EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game
GRIZZLIES STARTING THE SEASON 0-25
BULLS DON’T MATTER
NO ONE WANTS JAMES HARDEN AND PHILLY IS OVERRATED
NO ONE RESPECTS THE RAPTORS OR SHOULD
ROCKETS ARE GONNA END THE SEASON WITH THE WORST RECORD
LAKERS ARE A MID TEAM WHO TALK LIKE THEY’RE A TOP TEAM
CLIPPERS ARE A RETIREMENT HOME
CHARLOTTE SUPPORTS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
CLEVELANDS BEST PLAYER DOESN’T WANT TO BE THERE
CELTICS DON’T HAVE THE DOG IN THEM TO GET A RING
NUGGETS DON’T HAVE IT IN THEM TO GO BACK TO BACK
TRAILBLAZERS ARE AS IRRELEVANT AS THEY’VE BEEN FOR 30 YEARS
KNICKS ARE AS IRRELEVANT AS THEY’VE BEEN FOR 30 YEARS
MAGIC ARE NOT ABOUT TO STOP BEING A JOKE THIS SEASON
KINGS ARE PITIED BY THE FANS AND ARE DOOMED TO SLOWLY GO BACK TO 2010’s ERA
INDIANA COULD BE PLAYING A GAME IN MY HOUSE AND I STILL WOULDN’T WATCH IT
THE SPURS HAVE 1 GOOD PLAYER WHO’S KNEES AREN’T GONNA MAKE IT A FULL SEASON
DALLAS IS KEEPING KYRIE FOR MAX 1 MORE SEASON BEFORE HE LEAVES THEIR ASSES
LUKA DONCIC IS DEVIN BOOKERS FATHER
CHRIS PAUL’S INABILITY TO WIN A RING IS GOING TO OVER POWER THE WARRIORS CHANCES
MILWAUKEE IS GETTING THEIR HOPES UP JUST TO HAVE ANOTHER “STEPS TO SUCCESS” SEASON
WASHINGTON COULD TRADE ANYONE ON THEIR ROSTER FOR A WASHING MACHINE AND IT WOULD BE FAIR
THE THUNDER WOULD BE BETTER IN SEATTLE
MINNESOTA IS ABOUT TO BE A LUXURY TAX TEAM IN THE PLAY-IN TOURNAMENT
DAME WAS MIAMI’S ONLY CHANCE AT A RING
NO ONE WATCHES THE NETS EXCEPT TO MAKE FUN OF BEN SIMMONS
THE HAWKS ARE OVERHYPED AND WILL FALL TO THE PLAY-IN’S
THE COULD BE DROPPED FROM THE LEAGUE AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE
I FORGOT THE PISTON’S EXISTED AND HAD TO LOOK UP WHO WAS LEFT
MOST OF THOSE WERE SUPER MID, BUT I REALLY ENJOYED THIS ONE