GRIZZLIES STARTING THE SEASON 0-25

BULLS DON’T MATTER

NO ONE WANTS JAMES HARDEN AND PHILLY IS OVERRATED

NO ONE RESPECTS THE RAPTORS OR SHOULD

ROCKETS ARE GONNA END THE SEASON WITH THE WORST RECORD

LAKERS ARE A MID TEAM WHO TALK LIKE THEY’RE A TOP TEAM

CLIPPERS ARE A RETIREMENT HOME

CHARLOTTE SUPPORTS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

CLEVELANDS BEST PLAYER DOESN’T WANT TO BE THERE

CELTICS DON’T HAVE THE DOG IN THEM TO GET A RING

NUGGETS DON’T HAVE IT IN THEM TO GO BACK TO BACK

TRAILBLAZERS ARE AS IRRELEVANT AS THEY’VE BEEN FOR 30 YEARS

KNICKS ARE AS IRRELEVANT AS THEY’VE BEEN FOR 30 YEARS

MAGIC ARE NOT ABOUT TO STOP BEING A JOKE THIS SEASON

KINGS ARE PITIED BY THE FANS AND ARE DOOMED TO SLOWLY GO BACK TO 2010’s ERA

INDIANA COULD BE PLAYING A GAME IN MY HOUSE AND I STILL WOULDN’T WATCH IT

THE SPURS HAVE 1 GOOD PLAYER WHO’S KNEES AREN’T GONNA MAKE IT A FULL SEASON

DALLAS IS KEEPING KYRIE FOR MAX 1 MORE SEASON BEFORE HE LEAVES THEIR ASSES

LUKA DONCIC IS DEVIN BOOKERS FATHER

CHRIS PAUL’S INABILITY TO WIN A RING IS GOING TO OVER POWER THE WARRIORS CHANCES

MILWAUKEE IS GETTING THEIR HOPES UP JUST TO HAVE ANOTHER “STEPS TO SUCCESS” SEASON

WASHINGTON COULD TRADE ANYONE ON THEIR ROSTER FOR A WASHING MACHINE AND IT WOULD BE FAIR

THE THUNDER WOULD BE BETTER IN SEATTLE

MINNESOTA IS ABOUT TO BE A LUXURY TAX TEAM IN THE PLAY-IN TOURNAMENT

DAME WAS MIAMI’S ONLY CHANCE AT A RING

NO ONE WATCHES THE NETS EXCEPT TO MAKE FUN OF BEN SIMMONS

THE HAWKS ARE OVERHYPED AND WILL FALL TO THE PLAY-IN’S

THE COULD BE DROPPED FROM THE LEAGUE AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE

I FORGOT THE PISTON’S EXISTED AND HAD TO LOOK UP WHO WAS LEFT