It’s been 84 years waiting for this to grow.

Edit: originally i’m waiting for it to fully ripe, but a storm rip it off, at least it’s almost there. Another two or 3 days for it to get there.

  • BuckFutter@timeyak.comEnglish
    14·
    4 days ago

    Hahaha, I can feel the frustration in this post. I suggest eating it before fucking it though 😉

        • recursivethinking@lemmy.worldEnglish
          6·
          4 days ago

          Answer: The cost of food has risen recently. As a result, using food for sexual pleasure is a more expensive proposition when it can instead be used for sustenance. OP makes a reference to this when he mentions the current state of the economy.

          Of course pineapples may be much more affordable in your region, or you may be financially well off, so you may not have noticed the concern shared by others. If this is the case please see if you can donate your pineapples to local food pantries or sex clubs. If that’s not feasible, and you aren’t a big fan of eating pineapple, you don’t have to feel bad about fucking it, as it would otherwise go to waste.

          I hope that helps.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    4 days ago

    more of a watermelon or pumpkin man myself. but whatever gets your goat, man. hell I’ll even take a coconut.

    just make sure you wash up real good after or you’re just going to marinade your junk raw.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    3 days ago

    I’ve got a top in the front garden. It’s not growing or dying, just sitting there. Amazingly, it survived the record snowfall this town got in NW Florida two years ago. Buried under 10" of snow! It also hits 19F a few times each winter and that hasn’t killed it either. Maybe I should feed it…