Sexophone, it’s in the name
Alternatively, tromboner
Drum, cause you know you wanna hit that.
You also bang on it.
Mayonnaise
I was told that’s not an instrument.
Horseradish, on the other hand…
Kazoo.
your mom can make fine music if played right
Stinky bagpipes we used to call her
Violin.
First, its shape.
Second, I used to watch my girlfriend play it and the passion was intense.
I looked for a performance that isn’t an “influencer” prancing about to generate views, of which there are many; something more honest.
The piccolo
Flute, no debate
Yeah the Saxophone is kind of a flute
It’s right there in the name: sexophone.
Oh, I was expecting a clip of Alyson Hannigan in American Pie. Also that’s a recorder, not a flute.
harmonica because when you play one you’re just blowin’ and suckin’. it makes you feel sexy
The tuba
!It’s the only one I can fuck!<
Harmonica. Specifically when you have an old griselled cowboy playing it around a fire on a cold windy night in 1832.
The Death Whistle
I don’t know about instrument specifically, but have you seen Rachmaninoff’s hands? Sign me up!
Jokes aside, probably something basic like piano for the range and smacking capabilities of those hammers. I saw that one Tom and Jerry episode so many times growing up!
Your mom
because she let me play her allllll night
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