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Galactose would have been more fitting for the Milky Way galaxy. Oh well.

Researchers identified it in the molecular cloud G+0.693−0.027

So we have found space cotton candy now? Who is gonna eat that?

Besides, I like the picture in the article. Gave me a good chuckle.

One step closer to generating tea from space.

We need to keep Nestlé from exploiting it.

Now all we need is a tea nebula and there’s every motivation for a joint British Isles space programme.

Is it brown? I swear there’s a Parliament lyric about that…