An official Iranian social media account labeled California a “new territory” of Iran on Tuesday in response to US President Donald Trump posting an image portraying the Strait of Hormuz as “NEW U.S. Territory,” Anadolu reports.
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Florida first
Iran’s morality police would shit themselves if they walked down any of California’s beaches or anywhere in the blade.
Before or after the furious masturbation?
Yes.
I get what you’re doing, but let’s not give trump an excuse to bomb California… Could have gone with Louisiana or Florida
Even Iran doesn’t want those states.
Straight of hormuz… Mississippi River Delta…
Surely Alabama would have been a better fit?
Alabama wouldn’t put up with all those Muslims like California will. \s
That’s fine, let’s set up a date and let them fight it out
YES
That’s actually kind of funny
my fellow Californians yearn for freedom
California declares independence from Iran
Fair enough.
I don’t think the former Iranians in the area would be happy about that.
I mean, it is literally the Land of the Caliph.
Maybe they should visit first…
So um, what are Iranian federal tax rates? Or territorial tributes required to our liberators, compared to our current captors?
I knew an exchange student in high school who told me the terrain and climate is mostly the same, which tracks since we’re at almost the same latitude
Did they declare it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9W1zTEuKLY
Do they have a flag?
