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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago

When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

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When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago
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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Brass knuckle sandwiches

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      Best answer.

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    Brass stuffed w lead & gunpowder

    Exiting hot iron

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    A big ol bag of dicks.

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    Deez nuts

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    Werther’s Unoriginal

  • IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Some of your mother’s lemon pound cake, heard it can really distract them from a raid

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    The fascists will not be able to resist a juicy burger, as we all know where they will be from. Poison that burger.

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    Sugar coated bullets. Melt in your brain, not in your hand…

  • southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.works
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    Kraut

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    Bleach

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    Beef jerky.

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    Poutine

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      Fascists don’t deserve poutine.

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        Vladimir Poutine: Dried potatoes in vodka sauce.

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          I’d try it, tbh.

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    A peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly… Hopefully they are allergic.

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    Nothing kosher

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