President Donald Trump made a striking claim during a recent White House press event, telling those gathered that an unnamed new drug has the ability to bring patients back from death’s door.
“We know the drug works,” Trump, 79, said during the press conference at the White House on Monday, May 11, per a clip shared on X. “We’ve taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites — gone, the kids are crying and everything — and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works.”
I was sort of wondering if maybe he was saying it with hyperbole. Like the drug is very effective and people who you thought weren’t going to recover from a terrible condition do with this drug. But no, he’s literally saying that they’re dead and have been dead for a while by the sounds of it and then someone injects the corpse with this and then they’re alive again.
I’m gonna go ahead and say that that is the most transparent lie he’s come up with so far, and he’s had some doozies. I also think we should test it on him.
We shall call it: Reanimator
He watched Pulp Fiction. That’s it.
That’s the whole story.
next he is gonna say they had chatgpt discover it.
seriously though he is probably using a very loose definition of death like “heart stopped 1ms ago” under which umbrella we already have shots like adrenaline.
He’s going to do a Jesus?
Oh, so that’s what that picture was about. He really was a doctor.
he means the ones hes taking now, cocaine and adderall.
The remarks appeared to be connected to the Right to Try Act, legislation Trump signed during his first administration that allows terminally ill patients to pursue experimental treatments not yet fully approved.
There ya go, just another scam in the end
There ya go, just another scam in the end
All in all it’s just another scam in the end
You now what I don’t believe you Krasnov. Prove it yourself.
We are so blessed to be living in a time where the president of the United States says these things. Lmfo. :)
Our president is a snake oil salesman. Not even a new thing for him either. This is definitely part of some money making scheme just like his quinine bullshit.
I assume it’s related to his magic beds.
How? How the fuck can anyone listen to this cunt and think “yep, this is the guy who should be president!”
JESUS FUCKING CHRISTHe made them proud to be racist again. For that they’ll follow him all the way to hell.
Trump says…
goes straight to ignore
After all that has happened I would only be slightly surprised if the Trump regime starts a zombie apocalypse.
At least i wouldn’t have to go back to work.
👉🤓👉
So Trump flatlined and they brought him back? Big mistake if so.
No we can tell it wasn’t him in the example because he said people were crying about their loved ones death.
TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THEY SAID WELCOME BACK SIR!
The possible of death are many.
A single drug could never avert all possible causes.
He and his followers believe in magic.
Average MAGA Magic enthusiast.
Damn this is funny
they also love the wrath of god card its a white card that destroy all creatures and prevent regeneration.
After several minutes it’s meaningless to restart a heart anyway, as irreversible brain damage will occur. We already can restart a recently stopped heart by injecting them with epinephrine (adrenaline.)
That’s alright, the patient can then start a new career in politics where possession of a functional frontal lobe is considered detrimental to career progression.
This is how scientists feel in public since 2025…
They don’t believe in magic. They want YOU to believe in magic.
Indeed they do. Their entire world view is based on magical thinking. Its not unique to trump sycophants either. Being raised in a religion trains the brain to believe in magic. It’s all so silly.
I can’t do this timeline.
This is 100% because scientists from Cuba (and Argentina) have just revealed a potential cure for some kinds of lung cancer
Didn’t he say this a few weeks ago? Presumably opening the UFO files didn’t distract from the Epstein files enough, so he’s switching from aliens to zombies
I don’t know if any of this stupid discussion is real, but if it is, then we also have time travel, because the post mentions that the zombie drug was announced on May 11.
Ah I didn’t catch the date, I just assumed it was a recent reaction to something, and that stuck out as the obvious recent development to me
