If he’s at Dad puns, you might be a grandfather.
I thought when my daughter was born, I’d suddenly be inspired to make great dad jokes all the time, but so far, nothing. It’s disappointing. I’m not half as hilarious as the mailman has been recently.
Hehe
but that’s not important right now.
7yo with some avocado on fork: Dad, would you rather eat avocado or McDonalds?
Me: Hmmm, avocado.
7yo: me too, Mcdonalds would be all concrete and metal.
Me: LOL, well played.
No, dad, I am son.
No! That’s not true! That’s impossible!
Search your thesaurus, you know it to be true.
Your kid was born a dad. Be proud.
Omg, I’m stealing this gif. I do have this drinking problem irl.
Awesome, enjoyed Spaceballs and Naked Gun when I was too young to understand half the jokes, spent next 20 years dissecting the jokes to see what I may have missed. Usually nothing it turned out I got to watch way too many R rated movies so besides obvert sexual things it was how I got it.
I always loved the double entendre or just the jokes with two meanings.
