• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    1 month ago

    I think I met this one on a plane or perhaps at a conference. I was REALLY UPSET ABOUT THE GARLIC and they didn’t toss me, because I got some fuckin money

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      1 month ago

      “and i was asked to kiss this really old creep, and then found out that he was “rich” so i was told by my ruskie handlers to get him to marry me”