Looooooooolllllllllllllll
when are they making these things part of the white house motorcade?
I bet you will see this within one month. Maybe even sooner.
At this point if you drive a cybertruck you should have a Crowbar in reach
…to shove up your fucking ass.
Don’t threaten them with a good time
I thought the glass was going to be unbearable or something.
That’s a good typo. But yeah I thought musk was saying the glass was bulletproof. Maybe he should be carrying that glass around on his shoulders instead of his poorly raised child.
if you’re a typical cybertruck owner, it’s in the shop or you’re waiting for service, and you’re driving your absolutely necessary backup car.
Holy fuck that’s awful
Par for the course at this point. If you buy a Tesla of any sort. If anything happens to your vehicle where you need a quick escape. You’re as good as dead.
In the world of Elon Musk, that counts as a successful road test.
Move fast and kill people. How brave of him.
*roast test
Can’t have Bobby Kennedy going hungry, now can we?
Some important corrections:
- The doors did not open from the outside, presumably because they were locked
- The hero who tried to rescue the people inside was hitting the window with a tree branch, but the windows didn’t crack until after over a dozen swings
- The article says nothing about opening the doors from the inside; if you are ever in that situation, cybertrucks have a manual release under the rubber mat of the “map pocket” in the doors (source)
manual release
Also known as the same fucking handle you use every day in every other make of car.
Who lets this shit be sold?
under the rubber mat of the “map pocket” in the doors
That sounds like a real shit place to try finding in a smoke and fire filled car. That thing needs a recall and crushed into cybercubes.
I’m impressed he broke the window at all with something soft and blunt.
The hero who tried to rescue the people inside was hitting the window with a tree branch, but the windows didn’t crack until after over a dozen swings
Reminder that you need a small, pointed object to shatter most automobile glass easily.
Or a ball bearing, in the case of Cyberfuks.
