It probably is just a matter of time before he gets the Jenna Bush treatment.

Only the five-second tweet from our Energy Secretary who asserted the US would escort ships through the strait.

Which was summarily deleted.

Can confirm. Zero flaws detected.

Did you just sleep through the 2025 and 2026 elections (so far)?

You know, the ones where Donald is losing districts he won by double digits in 2024.

It’s pretty clear, objectively, that most people don’t like what Donald is doing and the gas prices have nothing to do with it. (at least until a few days ago) I’d argue it’s reflective of the fact that people didn’t necessarily want Donald, they wanted change, any change, from an abundantly shitty Biden presidency that left them significantly poorer.

Problem is, this is 99% of people who just vote partisan regardless of team color. Your opinions are a matter of convenience and parroting whatever your algorithm told you to think on a given day.

We know this from the myriad justifications you gave for Joe Biden’s creepy public behavior touching women, and then the excuses you made for his genocide, and also your jokes about egg prices, as if food staples becoming cost-prohibitive isn’t a bad thing.

Jesus Christ, I will never understand how any of you think it’s clever and funny to joke about food staples becoming cost-prohibitive.

It explains why the people you elected tried to stop Mamdani.

No wonder you keep losing elections. You keep telling people whose votes you need that you’re pretty okay with their starvation.

That’s just a horned good boi right there.

For that, keep a gel deodorant stick in your bag. Apply gel to the door handles.

Also helpful if you forget to D.O. before work.

Normally I’d say “isn’t that a silly question?”

But considering the guys running this war are a drunk TV show host and an octogenarian TV show host with dementia, I could totally see them just bombing random ships for fun.

After all, it makes them feel like a big boy and it’s the peasants’ kids that get to endure the consequences.

The planet will be fine once we’re gone.

Hopefully better stewards come next.

Kitty is in the mouse-killin’ bidness, and cousin’ business is a’boomin’.

Your anecdotal evidence is worthless in the face of actual lost elections and policy changes reflecting the extreme unpopularity that Donald has built among both parties’ voters.

Ask Barack Obama. He could have put a stop to all this by passing a few laws when he had a supermajority.

Instead, he doubled down.

People keep saying this.

It’s like you’ve slept through every election since 2024, you know, the ones where overwhelmingly Donald’s candidates are losing by double digits despite the fact that he won said districts by double digits in 2024.

Hell, voters have abandoned Donald to such a degree that they quit with the gerrymandering push, as they can’t accurately predict where they will have support now.

Factually incorrect.

Donald did promise an immigration crackdown. He did not promise Gestapo-ing legal citizens. This person has every right to be pissed.

That is not a man.

That is quite a collection of utterly useless and evil morherfuckers.

And also reservists who shouldn’t have even been there.

It was designed to handle one party: rich, white landowners. That’s very plain in our founding documents, and why the power of the people is so tightly constrained. And it wasn’t long after that found that Washington himself set our military on our own discontented farmers.

If you honestly think that, you need to maybe read a bit more or work on your short-term memory, because you have no idea what you’re talking about. Hell, the last assassination attempt was just a few weeks ago.