• ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lolEnglish
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    2 months ago

    they MBA’d themselves into extinction

    edit; everyone with an mba is only qualified to be a farm laborer

    • The_v@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Hey now, I know a bunch of farm laborers and started out as one myself.

      They are nowhere near qualified for farm labor. That requires being able to work, not just regurgitate platitudes from the most recent bullshit management fad.

      • Soup@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 months ago

        There’s a world where management is treated as an important but not godly position. Where they are schedulers and arbitrators of conflict, and where they aren’t free from consequences because they’re already at the top. And holy hell it’s also not the place where the position is used to promote someone out of where they’re useful simply because paying a labourer more than a manager is seen as unthinkable. It ain’t this one, but I like to think about it sometimes.

  • Jrockwar@feddit.ukEnglish
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    2 months ago

    It’s because they’re not AAA anymore. They went AAAA so I guess they’ve had a financial rating overflow and now they’ve gone negative.

  • Rooty@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “Company fails to generate infinite revenue even after implementing every abusive tactic known”.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Imagine, about five years ago, they peaked at $82.

      It was also during that time when they talked about getting into Crypto, NFTs, and all sorts of other get rich quick schemes.

      Now look at them.