Europe@feddit.orgEnglish · 23 days ago

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

www.newyorker.com

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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

www.newyorker.com

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Europe@feddit.orgEnglish · 23 days ago

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“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” a spokesperson for Denmark said.

Paywall? https://archive.is/ClHAl

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Offer Trump a Danish crown for the United States.

Worst case he’s on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for about fourteen cents.

Worth a shot! There’s no downside.
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