MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1786arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1775arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square137fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 day agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·22 hours agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 hours agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Agreed.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
You don’t?