And also testicles
The Greek god of fortitude, but he can’t take a hit.
Biggus Dickus is the Roman god of overcompensation.
Bophades
In eighth grade we were picking roles for a reading of A Midsummernight’s Dream in English class. It has a lot of names like this, so my friend put his hand up and said:
“I wanna be Testicles!”
The teacher was laughing so hard we didn’t get anything done for the rest of the class.
“That sounds like a great idea…”
Sarcasticles
Am I doing it right?
Mole-que-lees, Part-y-clays
I would say Moe-lek-yu-lees and Parr-tik-cleese.
It’s “eh” (like in “melody” but longer) not an English “ee” (like in “meeseeks”)
Mole eck you lees
Par tick lees
Mo-leck-you-less and Par-tick-less
Needs long ees.
No I’m German, we don’t do that around here
I saw a boat the other day called Penelope (but said like ‘antelope’).
Pe-nel-ope?
Maybe! I dont know if the boat’s name is supposed to be pronounced “Pen-eh-lope” or if it is - literally - “Pen-el-oh-pee but said like ant-eh-lope”.
Utter mindfuck.
jackalope
Haha good one
So ‘mah leck you leez’?
Mole-cue-leys, and part-ti-cue-leys?
I was reading molecules as mo-LEH-cue-lees
That’s beautiful
And Part-eh-clees