• BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I’m amazed this wasn’t Trump’s idea (or that he hasn’t said this aloud). I can just hear him saying, “Primaries are for pussies and caucuses are for cunts. Why does the RNC insist on the dog and pony show when they all know, everybody knows, I’m top dog.” He’d find a way to make it sound sleazier but that’s the gist.

    • “Let me tell you something, folks. Primaries, they’re for the losers, the weak, okay? And caucuses, they’re for those other guys, you know what I’m saying? The RNC, they’re putting on this whole show, this whole song and dance, and everybody’s watching, believe me. But everybody knows, deep down, who’s the big dog here. It’s me, folks, it’s always been me.”